After he ate his former master, Dark Grasp figured he should become a vegetarian because elf flesh taste kinda funny.
Jillian always makes a stupid face when he gets new ideas on how to become a better cook.
I shall go to the store right now and buy a better blade. This is the last time I'm shaving with my damned axe!
As a child I was afraid of the dark. Luckily I spent a fortune on this shining ball so that I won't have to wet my bed anylonger.